April 2011
March 2011
Biology teacher said she likes what I did with my hair.
I wish I was so strikingly attractive that whenever I winked you’d melt.
I just want pizza and chicken. But nah yo, I can’t be an emotionally sensitive little bitch!
It’s all good Emma. It’s just my body is aching so bad and I miss my girlfriend and I’m fat but I want to eat. And I’m sick and life’s so stressful and I just wanna cry.
Can someone come over with 500 Days of Summer and watch it and cry with me? Please?
Where you live, bro? I’ll bring the Kleenex.
Whoa, crazy question. I thought everyone knew where I lived!
AHAHAHAHAHA. Let’s all cuddle!
No homo cuddle session at my house ya’ll.
Can someone come over with 500 Days of Summer and watch it and cry with me? Please?
Where you live, bro? I’ll bring the Kleenex.
Whoa, crazy question. I thought everyone knew where I lived!
Can someone come over with 500 Days of Summer and watch it and cry with me? Please?
I’ve spent so much on food these past three days. Food why do you taste so good?
Going to seriously budget my money better.
Dude, I always tell myself this, I swear. Never works.